Micky high waisted short shorts from my girlfriend for my birthday yesterday. just in time for the summer to decide to end ¬_¬
slinky bath time!
(note- ferrets dont need regular bathing and should only have one if they really need it)
Anonymous said: just wondering, how do you know if snails are having sex? Like me and my friend have four snails and two of them have these white things on them and now they are pretty much on each other. I was just wondering if you knew.
honestly can you please google it as that i would do just to answer your question. i am not a guru of snails but just one person that happens to be in receipt of three massive broods and all i want to do is find them homes. i dont mean to be rude but i have so many snail messages a day now that this whole snail thing is like a full time job and i am already reaching my maximum stress capacity. sorry
please if anyone wants to talk snails message me on this account-
i don’t know where nostalgia molds into reality but i hear the song i wanted played at my funeral and for a second i am back there in that empty room aching to be fucked and taken from the nowhere land between childhood and adulthood like i ever felt anything else i was active within myself when i was very young and i went to bed early so i could obsess over sadistic fantasies while my reality contained a dark fucking shadow where i couldn’t move breathe or eat in the places that used to be familiar to me but now were the dry stringy ends of tobacco and shaky hands and Sudoku and the daily mail cross word with your gin and tonics and your endless fucking perverted friends that would look at me like a penetrative force until i was raped over and over again by your revolting little eyes
things i can do with mai huuur
mini snail starter packs! everything you need to keep two baby snails, perfect for first time owners
the snails come in a mini terrarium complete with soil and sphagnum moss. the snails are too small to have a water bowl as they may fall in and drown to the sphagnum moss acts as an organic sponge that they can drink from
the snails come packaged in a little tub on a piece of cucumber and surrounded by damp sphagnum moss. the cucumber is for them to eat and the moss acts as a ‘cushion’ to protect them and also to provide them water to drink
with it you get-
2 x albino retic snails (with cucumber and sphagnum moss)
1 x mini terrarium
1 x water spritzer
1 x bag of cuttlefish
1 x bag of soil
all items will be sellotaped to the bottom of a box to insure they don’t rattle about and further stress the snails
if you are interested in a starter pack they are £12. please email me at email@example.com
please remember its UK only. no profit is made from this, it is only to try and re-home the babies i have :)
my spiny flower mantis mimu died last night and today i got really fucking sad about her and about the amount of people suggesting i crush up all my snail babies to feed to lizards/put them in the freezer/flush them etc etc. sam found me crying on the sofa so gave me one of my birthday presents early :3 I LOVE YOU SAM I LOVE YOU GIANT ISOPOD
the-shivering-kitten said: I'm SO happy you made your snails a tumblr!!!!! :D THEYRE THE CUTEST THINGS EVER!!!!!
thank you! i will post to it daily with updates on how their life is going ^_^